ACROSS THE POND

As Barack Obama made his barnstorming tour of Europe and the Middle East, the Propeller community greeted his progress with both applause and heightened skepticism. "100,000 expected for Obama Berlin speech," for example, rang up 112 votes and 309 comments. Locky12 thumbed his nose at the crowd (which apparently numbered closer to 200,000): "It's amazing how many people show up when you give them a rock band and free beer!" Said cushi: "It appears the people in Europe are more astute than you and the rest of the 28 percenters! [McCain] goaded him into making a trip abroad. Obama saw him and raised him, and now [McCain] and his neocon supporters are whining like overgrown crybabies!" Later in the thread, after the Democratic candidate had been compared to Hitler, Stalin, and the Antichrist (not bad for a junior senator from Ilinois), scott4261 replied: "You really do think Obama is the Antichrist, don't you? Funny, I recognized him in Dick Cheney nearly eight years ago!" A related story, "As Messiah Tours, Obama Fatigue Sweeps America, " rang up 100 votes and 352 comments. Goppy, who seemed to be having a temporary dalliance with the spellchecker, argued that America was not disenchanted in the least with Obama: "[He] seems to have struck a chord with America. I can only speculate that the reason is America is mesmerized by a black man carrying himself in such a calm, composed, presidential manner." This led to a mini-debate about affirmative action. Said pc25: "The only reason Obama is where he is, is because he is black.... He is the affirmative action candidate of the Democratic Party." To which splitrch replied: "I'm a middle-aged white guy from the suburbs of Northern L.A. County. In my experience, affirmative action doesn't level the playing field enough. If institutionalized racism in America was not a fact between the end of slavery and the Civil Rights Act of 1964, affirmative action programs wouldn't have been necessary to begin with." Other related stories included "Obama scraps visit to wounded troops," with 67 votes and 208 comments, and "Obama Camp Pins Scrubbed Troop Visit on Pentagon," with 28 votes and 158 comments.

FAMILY PLANNING?

"Contraception Is the New Abortion" bagged 112 votes and 151 comments. Discussing the reluctance of anti-abortion advocates to sell or even handle contraceptives, BB64 said: "In this case, the products violate a person's beliefs, so I think there is cause to protect them. I think the ACLU should represent them. In fact, both sides. Let them spend their billions fighting with themselves." Replied Tangent001: "The problem with pharmacists not dispensing birth control because it 'violates their personal convictions' is that pharmacists are licensed by the state.... Can a pharmacist refuse to dispense AIDS medication because he or she believes homosexuals are being punished by God?" Jaydee40 took it a step further: "People need access to birth control. If you don't feel comfortable dispensing it, find a new job--same for cabbie or check-out clerk. People should look up the job description before applying." And jordan11 added: "It's true that some idiots think women should be 'punished' with being forced to have a child. It's archaic, it's paternalistic, it's theocratic, and it's sick. Get out of women's uteruses and mind your own business." Meanwhile, RickyDawkins returned to a stage of innocence: "The baby grows in the mother's stomach, then it comes out of her belly button." (Replied Coatl: "You apparently saw Alien too many times!") And at least one member, Army_Wife_n_Mommy_Of_2, argued for the abolishment of almost every form of contraception: "Hopefully one day there will be no birth control. And if you feel the need to have sex out of wedlock or with a stranger, use some damned saran wrap if you are so desperate." (So that's why they call it Glad Wrap.)

MAC ATTACK

"A not-so-public man: the private character of John McCain" rang up 87 votes and 240 comments. Nixie raised her hand for the Republican candidate: "I know a lot of people slam McCain for his failed relationship with his first wife, but that can happen to anyone. It's the rest of what he's done, how he's lived, who he is, that shows what kind of a man he is. It's obvious that he's qualified to be president." Replied wtagg: "In 2000, I would have voted for him in a heartbeat. It is the changes in his convictions that concern me greatly.... The only assumption I can make for the changes in his position on so many topics is exactly partisan politics. He needed to cave to the Republican Party to get the nomination." As Obama fans swarmed McCain, pc25 rose to his defense: "I'll take him over the stumblin', bumblin', big-eared Howdy Doody-looking dorkus any day." To which bluetexasvalley replied: "Bush isn't running this time." A related story, "A Gallup Surprise: McCain 49% Obama 45%," showed the Arizona senator with a lead among "likely voters," and generated 86 votes and 156 comments. "Oooooh, this is a surprise!" said AlphaGnosis. "The surprise is these were not registered voters," said cowboygrandpa. "Probably convicts who have lost their voting rights." But SonOfTheMask saw the polls themselves as little more than a media sideshow: "National polls are fluff. State-by-state polling after the conventions will show you much more clearly than any national poll. Sometimes I think these polls are produced merely to get people interested in reading the particular news outlet." And on a satirical note, there was "McCain to Stay Awake Past 11 PM in Media Stunt," which clocked 106 votes and 38 comments, including this confession from Charlson: "I've got to admire his resolve and commitment. I don't last past 10:30 most nights."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

"Earthquake rocks Los Angeles," with 118 votes and 15 comments, was seen (luckily) as an anticlimax. "That wasn't nearly as scary as CNN is making it out to be," said Wil. "It was loud, and it lasted a long time, but it was a swaying earthquake, not a violent shaking earthquake." Replied mackiemesser: "Didn't feel a thing here in Virginia. Ah well, maybe next time." The conversation about Propeller's redesign quieted down a bit, but certainly didn't vanish, given that "Propeller 2.0: A Critique" racked up 184 votes and 372 comments. The Propeller Professor, alas, came in for a serious drubbing. Said obiefrommuskogee: "He's about as relevant as Broadway Joe at the Cinemark movies." Meanwhile, vor lamented "the cartoon guy who makes me feel like a 4-year-old every time I log on," Spadecaller dubbed him "Mr Spinhead," and gamahuche compared him to "a greeter at a Soho strip club in the 1950s." Elsewhere, Propeller members sounded off about gas prices, Ted Stevens, and habeas corpus. And finally, there was a welcome moment of levity: "Chinese TV Show Canceled After Drawing Only 180 Million Viewers." Said ind06, who posted the Onion story: "The next big Chinese sitcom will be about the hysterically zany antics of a one-party police state!"

THE NEW NEW THING

The launch of the new Propeller platform certainly grabbed the lion's share of attention on the site this week. The immediate verdict from the membership was fairly negative. Here and there you found pockets of debate about whether the new site was an Edsel or a Cadillac. (Well, maybe not a Cadillac--more like a Dodge Dart.) A typical story was "Propeller: Fail," which generated 189 votes and 263 comments. DiffeeOnline, who posted the story, offered one of the more charitable assessments: "I personally think it's going to be okay, but I have some exploring to do." Dionys took a more negative tack: "It's far too glossy, not enough substance. Like America." But for sheer vividness, it was hard to beat this pan from nightcrawlerX: "I find it rather confusing, and I had just gotten used to the old format. It kinda feels like I'm the person who had just finished cleaning up a big mess, and all of a sudden, drunken coke-fueled monkeys are released in the room with a pile of mud." GWHayduke was somewhat milder: "I think we all would have been OK with improvements, but a complete 180 was a bit unexpected. The new format has few of the features of the old Propeller, and requires much more time and effort to navigate." And pc25 put a personal spin on the relaunch: "It's like a new girlfriend.... Takes a little getting used to." A related story, "Propeller Gets a Major Overhaul, But is It All Good?," bagged 116 votes and 344 comments and this comment from Formidable: "Looks like something Al Gore had a hand in." (There was also this wistful contribution from globalwarmer: "Maybe when I wake up tomorrow, it will all be back to normal. Next stop: the Twilight Zone.") And let's not forget "Propeller.com's New Layout Sucks!", with 180 votes and 146 comments. Please note: ladies and gentlemen, we are listening to your feedback. Look for ongoing improvements over the next couple of weeks.

MAC IS BACK (AGAIN)

The Republican candidate was once again the focus of some lively discussions. "John McCain, POW: A First-Person Account" bagged 184 votes and 613 comments. AlphaGnosis, who posted the story, was floored by McCain's narrative: "Wow, words can't describe what this article made me feel. Totally amazing. I can't believe I read the whole thing." Replied AntiNeoCon: "Touching story, but that doesn't qualify him as a great presidential candidate." There was a similar response from not2needy: "My heart has always gone out to McCain and ALL of the men/women who were POWs, then and now. They get all of my respect for their sacrifices and service to their country. However, it's not enough to get me to vote for any of them for president." To which TonyByron replied: "With all due respect, McCain is one tough, honorable SOB. He's served his country, met barbarism face-to-face, and still remains an exceedingly kind, compassionate person."

WHOOPS, I DID IT AGAIN

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's apparent endorsement of Obama's troop withdrawal plan led to nearly a half-dozen lively posts this week. The ball got rolling with "White House sends press corps al-Maliki's praise for Obama plan," which bagged 163 votes and 217 comments. ML2007 had a good chortle over the Oval Office's (unintentional) promotion of a rival agenda: "George's White house finally did something right even, if it was by accident. [Here's] something you NeoCons never thought you would hear me say: Thanks, George." Next came a burst of backpedaling from Maliki's office, documented in "UPDATE: Maliki Doesn't Endorse Obama Troop Withdrawal Plan." The latter story notched 179 votes and 548 comments. Glee leaped on the news and declared that the Democratic candidate had been busted: "Now the whole truth comes around. Amazing how that seems to happen, even to a Propeller Socialist like Obama." (Historic note: this may be the first time Obama has been called a "Propeller Socialist." Let's hope it catches on.) But Tango57 noted another about-face from the Iraqi PM: "On another note, Malakai agrees with Obama on timeline and is excited that he agrees.... It's on the wire, it's history now." And a third story,"Obama Campaign Welcomes Report of Maliki Support for Timetable, Maliki Government Demurs," bagged 156 votes, 170 comments, and this expression of vindication from Daylight: "McCain's position was that he wanted to bask in the Iraqi sun for another 100 years, and Obama wanted a timetable for withdrawal and he spelled it out, and Iraqi prime minister accepted it." (Said MRCOFFEECAKE: "I liked McCain back when he hated Bush, but I guess they neutered him.") Natureboy, meanwhile, saw ominous developments no matter which candidate you were backing: "Some are sounding pretty jubilant about all this, but what it means is that if either Obama or McCain get in, which is virtual certainty, we will be engaging in an escalation of the conflict in Afghanistan, a conflict which may well expand into Pakistan. Sorry, but I am not feeling like this is a good thing."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

In other stories, Propeller members sounded off about Harry Chapin, the advent of the solar taxi (can this be a coincidence, give Chapin's most famous song?), and the world-menacing gadget known as the Hadron Collider. And during an often contentious week, "As wars lengthen, toll on military families mounts" was capable of bringing the community to some sort of agreement. "God bless these young men and women," said Teech (reserving his vitriol for the administration that sent them to war.) Glendalee, whose son-in-law is currently on his second tour of duty in Iraq, spoke firsthand about the stresses: "It is very hard on my daughter, in fact I am living with her for support until he returns this time. Imagine every day not knowing where your spouse is or how he is." Replied baddad59: "Thoughts and prayers are with you and yours. I wish him a safe tour and hope he is home soon." As do we all.

OIL CHANGE

Petroleum was very much on the mind of the Propeller community this week. "Bush Says Drill, Drill, Drill--and Oil Drops $9!" topped the hit parade in terms of comments. AntiNeoCon treated the news with disdain: "Maybe oil dropped, but the price of gas rose here to a new record high. So where's the beef?" Immediately there was a debate about how quickly new drilling would impact the price of light, sweet crude. Said tiredofwhiners: "Please understand the price of oil is set by commodity traders, OPEC, and other oil producers. Often it is not realistic or reflective of the real oil supply-demand situation." Meanwhile, toph1973 questioned whether drilling was the right solution to begin with: "We needed to make a plan in the 70s that would get us off oil. Brazil did it--even with a dictatorial military regime, they had the foresight." There was also "How to break free of oil," with 198 votes and 148 comments. Said svensun: "How about achieving real energy independence by getting the World's Number Three Oil Producer to increase production? That country would be... US!" To which MRCOFFEECAKE replied: "There you go. Just disregard the entire article in your hearty support for Exxon, Mobil and Texaco. You are consistent." BB64 did a tap dance all over the article's call for energy independence: "Reduce, cut back, etc.--what a bunch of commie lefty crap from the 70s. Son, we're in a global economy now, we cut back [and] someone will still buy." But pongping wasn't convinced: "It might be commie crap, or it might be time to think about becoming more efficient and finding alternatives. Let your competitors be left holding the bag." And on a related note, there were two stories about solar energy, including "What Solar Energy is and How it Works," with 144 votes and 17 comments.

ROVE GOES AWOL

Love him or hate him (and there seem to be Propeller members on both sides of that equation), Karl Rove is usually capable of raising the collective temperature here. "Karl Rove Fails to Appear at U.S. House Hearing" generated 171 votes and 283 comments, many of them none too flattering. Teech waxed sardonic: "Just who in hell does that punk Congressional committee think they are in summoning the great and powerful Rove? He answers to no government lackeys, [only] to King George." Grrr concurred: "Congress does indeed have the power to compel Rove's testimony or jail him for contempt, executive privilege be damned. It's tough when it's near 50/50 partisan like it is, but neither Bush nor Rove have done representatives any favors lately, so that's where it's at." MajJohn disagreed: "In the due course of carrying out his duties in office, the President is entitled to have his communications kept private, or his office would become subordinate to Congress. Congress has the same privileges in its communications." Replied Goppy (in a strikingly lucid moment): "Now, tell me, MajJohn. When you swore an oath to our nation, was it to protect the Constitution... or to protect the Office of The Man Who Has Undermined that Same Constitution?" And vandee posed a similar query about executive privilege: "Bush invoked executive privilege four times in a single month alone when stonewalling the U.S. attorney investigation. If you believe that has anything to do with national security, send me an IM, I've got a bridge I want to sell you." Did anybody step up as a character witness for Rove? Not exactly, but Luis-Cifer did seem to make common cause with him: "By the way, Karl is laughing at these punks and I'm laughing with him."

ASKING AND TELLING

"'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' may go to Supreme Court" bagged 145 votes and 198 comments. For kboy, a gay-and-straight military remains a dilemma: "The problem still is 70 people living in one room and using one bathroom. The other 69 have a right to privacy and should not be subjected to sexual pressure." Charlson felt otherwise: "What alternate universe do you live on? In all communal situations, there is almost always an adjustment or accommodation that must be reached for the group as a whole to function." There was a similar response from tkyrchncs: "If you can't handle someone who might want to have sex with you and is unlikely in the extreme to do anything about it, how are you going to handle someone who wants to kill you and will try anything to do so?" While respecting the private lives of gays and straights, alakazam still wondered about them sharing the same foxhole: "I don't think anything that would be disruptive to unit cohesion is a good thing. This is going to cause problems, like it or not." But raats6662 fired right back: "They used all these same arguments to keep blacks and women from serving for decades. Guess what? The US Military did not fall into a black hole when blacks or women were added to the service. Nor did the Navy quit functioning properly when women started serving on ships and flying combat planes." A related story, "Mass. Senate votes to let out-of-state gays marry," bagged 100 votes and 174 comments. Several members, including ningyo, protested what they saw as an antidemocratic fiat by the legislature and judiciary: "Why let the voters pretend to vote on anything anymore? You can just take the results to your pet judge and have them thrown out." Replied Tangent001: "I think all this hollering about 'activist judges' or 'legislatures not listening to the will of the people' is a smoke screen. Y'all simply think gay marriage is wrong, and what you really want is a federal ban on gay marriage so even states won't be able to decide for themselves."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

Several stories about John McCain made it into our Top Twenty, including "McCain faces backlash over top advisor Phil Gramm's comments," with 154 votes and 230 comments. The thread detoured into a debate about Wesley Clark's comments, and there were irate responses on both sides of the aisle. "Wesley Clark told the truth," argued cushi, "and he shouldn't have allowed anyone to pressure him into apologizing for it." Replied aniokly: "Wesley Clark lied through his teeth, and real Americans rebuked him." Radiofreeeuropa argued that Clark's comments had been cherry-picked for smear quotes, and were fair to the Republican candidate: "He prefaced [his comments] by stating that McCain's service was nothing but exemplary, patriotic, and admirable. However, the experience of being shot down and taken prisoner does not really give one any particular reason to assume [that person] would make a good chief executive." Elsewhere, the community sounded off about Sean Hannity and bilingualism. And finally, we're going to inaugurate a new feature: Propeller Livestock Pinup of the Week. Feel free to send in photos of your domesticated animals, although it will be hard to match this classic image of ranchhand's--uh, donkey.

Not long ago, Propeller user Aidenag submitted a story about the recent death of Army Spc. Joseph Patrick Dwyer, a former medic who'd served in Iraq and gained national attention after appearing in a photograph taken by Army Times photographer Warren Zinn. In the photo, Dwyer is seen carrying a young wounded Iraqi boy across a field. The Army Times described it this way: "The photo was hailed as a portrait of the heart behind the U.S. military machine, and Doc Dwyer's concerned face graced the pages of newspapers across the country."

Following a struggle with post-traumatic stress disorder, Dwyer died of an accidental overdose last month. And while that story gained attention on the site, another story--a Washington Post essay penned by Warren Zinn, the Army Times photographer--got lost in the shuffle. The opening line of Zinn's essay is chilling and effective: "My shot made Joseph Dwyer famous. Did it also help lead to his death?"

Zinn recounts his casual email exchanges with Dwyer after both returned to the U.S. The medic had difficulties adjusting to life back at home. Reports that Dwyer didn't like his newfound celebrity troubled Zinn, who also notes that so many heroic acts are never seen by the public.

"U.S. soldiers perform courageous deeds daily," he writes, "deeds that go undocumented--and unrecognized. The difference between Joseph's act and theirs is that I just happened to be in front of him with a camera when he did his job. If a camera could follow U.S. soldiers in action around the clock, newspapers would be flooded with images of their valiant actions."

Later Zinn adds: "Had I never captured that image of Joseph, it's likely that very few people would have paid any attention to this one soldier's death."

Zinn says he's gotten about 250 emails praising his piece. "I've heard from veterans from every war," he said, speaking to Propeller by phone from Miami, where he attends law school. He also has heard from Dwyer's wife Matina, who wrote: "Thank you for the great article and the great photo you took, I appreciate it." According to Zinn, Matina Dwyer has told him to discount those reports that Dwyer didn't appreciate his appearance in the famous photo. "She told me: 'It's not true.'"

Zinn quit working as a photographer in 2004. Regarding his own transition from Iraq and Afghanistan to Miami, Zinn says: "When you first get back, you have a hard time experiencing the mundane things, it's hard to just go out to a bar... You realize how trivial the basic things of life are. But it goes away. And it gives you a better perspective."

As for the original story about Dwyer, Propeller user Aidenag notes in an email that his interest in both the story and photography prompted him to submit the article. "I found the story so interesting due to all the exposure him carrying that child in the photo got. And being that my day job is as a photographer, and that I grew up an army brat, it really hit home for me."

CALL WAITING

After a patriotic intermission last week, we return with the latest, greatest, most popular stories of the last seven days. For starters, a telephonic post got a particularly rousing response from the community. "Senate Backs Wiretap Bill to Shield Phone Companies" rang up 131 votes and 156 comments. AtheismIsReality rapped the administration's knuckles for the entire package: "Of course, the telecoms were shielded from liability for past behavior--Ex Post Facto--utterly unconstitutional. The ACLU should push a civil suit to SCOTUS, get the law declared unconstitutional, and burn the telecoms to the ground." After quoting chapter and verse from the actual bill, capecoralIM had some kinder words for it: "This is a foreign intelligence collection program... Not domestic. It requires a court order as well from the FISA court." But walden3 was having none of it: "Don't be ridiculous. If Hillary or Obama were president and ordered every single phone call, email, and Internet search to be logged and analyzed, you would be going out of your gourd." Another member, buckncindykill, gave the Democratic nominee a hard time for his vote: "Who cares about the Constitution anyway? It is only a goddamn piece of paper, right? Yep, Obama agrees. He signed it too." But antibrainwasher saw the vote as pure realpolitik, with no particular shame attached to it: "Treason to vote one way or another? BS. Complete BS. There is a political reality, a veto-proof senate bloc.... And there is no reason to let trial lawyers profit from suing telecoms for what the Cheney regime asked them to do."

WIN, LOSE, DRAW?

On a similarly contentious note, "Cheer Up: We're Winning this War on Terror" notched the most comments of any story this week: 469. For donald51, the story was an exercise in denial: "McCain wanting to stay there for 100 years just guarantees three generations of Arabs will grow up to hate American occupation. Another record poppy crop out of Afghanistan! OBL still free! Gitmo a symbol to the world of American decadence!" FSU92grad disagreed: "No, Donald, they already hate us... have for some time. And they always will want to kill you and your family and mine too. You see, Donald, they hate the West and everything it stands for." Not surprisingly, the comment thread turned into a referendum on the war in Iraq. BB64, whose wife had flown into Baghdad to work for CENTCOM the very morning the story was posted, urged doubters to consult with the soldiers on the ground: "Perhaps you should actually get to know some of the troops over there. We're taking the fight to the terrorists. We are winning and that's very bad for liberals like you and Obama who really want to see America lose." Replied dunkirk: "Maybe you should get to know them instead of reading GOP talking points. If you did, you'd know they regard Iraq as a big mistake, ill-prepared and a boondoggle." A related story, "The 550 Tons of Yellowcake," earned 110 votes and 469 comments. Again, the thread divided along sharply partisan lines. Said libsRfunny: "Funny how [Saddam] had all that yellowcake yet somehow didn't have an illegal nuclear weapons program in the works." Scrimshaw attempted to deliver a (postmortem) message directly from the horse's mouth: "Saddam here, from the grave. That was sent by mistake, I actually ordered the cake AND candles for the annual 'Baghdad Bash.' Now where did those two idiot sons of mine put those damn candles?"

JOHNNY, BE GOOD

"How McCain Is Skirting His Own Spending Caps" generated 164 votes and 264 comments, including this somewhat cryptic comment from Secret Asian Man: "Confucius say hicks and politics don't mix." Back on topic, scott4261 scolded the Republican nominee for leaping through some fiscal loopholes: "The maverick' (a misnomer if ever there was one) is showing just how much faith he has in campaign finance reform... which is to say, none at all!" In response, tiredofwhiners accused Obama of exactly the same sin: "So good to know Obama has faith in campaign finance reform--well, not this time. Maybe in 2016." Meanwhile, fsev41 took a broader view of the mess: "Unfortunately, neither of the candidates have ultimate control of campaign spending, fund-raising, or tactics... What may be well-meaning, honest candidates enter the fray and suddenly become puppets of the party." JohnQPublic wasn't sure if this argument passed muster: "While I do agree that neither [candidate] has, as you put it, 'ultimate' control, they both do have the ability to exert a great deal of influence over how the money is spent." And as the argument got increasingly polarized and the negs started flying, willottica clocked in with a refreshing reply to an earlier commenter: "I'd neg myself if I could. Sorry, tiredofwhiners, I shouldn't whine about your whining, because I'm tired of whiners too." Firkins, anyone?

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

The late Jesse Helms got a predictably ambivalent sendoff from the Propeller community. "Former Sen. Jesse Helms Dies At 86," with 110 votes and 329 comments, revealed a pretty wide spectrum of opinion about the North Carolina senator. Hanyman represented what we might call the negative camp: "I guess hell has a new resident." ADAGUY found this appalling: "Regardless of political, moral, and ethical differences with Helms, bitter and hate-filled remarks are better left unsaid!" But it was V.O.R. who contributed a surprisingly personal slant on Helms, which deserves to be quote at length: "I knew Jesse growing up. He sometimes attended our church and his daughter taught my sister's first-grade class. Every night (ironically, before Walter Cronkite came on) we would see Jesse's editorial on WRAL in Raleigh. I knew then that I felt a certain distaste for his views. He was arrogant and condescending. Not physically imposing, but more like a Southern Baptist fire-and-brimstone preacher shouting out his condemnation. A bully without the brawn. Hard to relate that to the quiet little man who would sometimes bring us candy at school.... I remember him as the first political fearmonger I recall. [Yet] I won't overly condemn him today. I don't mess with the dead (don't like the karmic implications)." A handful of other stories, including "Jesse Helms: American Garbage" and "Farewell to Jesse Helms, Provincial Redneck" provoked similar differences of opinion. And finally, on a lighter note, there was "Rod Stewart Apologizes For 30 Years Of Crap Music," with 176 votes and 23 comments. "Apologies accepted!" said SenorCoconut. Citing the lyrics to "Cut Across, Shorty," hefaa1 chimed in: "If you can identify what Python Lee Jackson album (yes, album, not tape, cassette, CD) those lyrics came from, you're way too old. I can, but it's time for my nap and I get cranky if I don't get my nap." For BronxBomber, though, there was one thing to avoid at all costs: Rod the Mod in his tartan wardrobe. "As long as he didn't sing his songs in a plaid kilt," he said, "I'm OK with it. (I hear he has knobby knees)." And, as we all know, hot legs.

HATE MERCHANTS

Which story earned the most votes on Propeller during the last week? That would be "Hate Groups' Newest Target," with 268 votes and 632 comments. You would think that a story about the spike in white supremacist activity in the wake of Barack Obama's de-facto nomination would produce a fairly cut-and-dried comment thread. Who wants to defend the Klan? In fact, one member, salir, proposed a novel approach to the resurgence of such groups: "I say bring the troops home from Iraq and immediately deploy them into the forests and woods in the US where the paramilitary groups and Neo-Nazis hang out. Clean 'em out, put 'em away." But the thread soon detoured into a referendum on the candidate himself. "I live in a very unionized blue-collar town," said mrbs. "And the working man isn't voting against the black man because he's black... but because we are God-fearing ignorant gun-toting bigots." Replied cushi: "I don't believe Obama ever used the term 'ignorant' or implied it. At least, I never heard him say that. And I know that his words have been twisted into something they were never meant to be, because he is one of the most empathetic people I have ever had the pleasure of knowing." Nowalive, meanwhile, cursed the entire system: "Politics is now a full contact sport with no sense of sportsmanship. The loser of this 'superbowl' is always the American people no matter who the winner." Also worth noting: an exchange at the end of the comment thread, in which Klarissa suggested that the liberal contingent on Propeller derived most of its knowledge of current affairs from moveon.org pamphleteering. "Where do you get your news?" she asked. CRYMTYPHON listed a number of publications, then added: "I also get the weekly 'talking points' from Nancy Pelosi's secret broadcast in my fillings, but I assume everybody gets that."

CARLIN DEPARTS

"Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71" earned 251 votes and 91 comments. Tangent001 recalled some of the comedian's earlier triumphs, spilling the chronological beans along the way: "I remember when he was a regular on Tony Orlando and Dawn (okay, now I feel old), my sister and I would get so excited when his routine came on. I was fortunate enough to see him when he came through Denver this year. Got the t-shirt with 2,000 dirty words and phrases. Think I'll get it framed now." Said dadesider: "I have all his vinyl, from Hippy Dippy Weatherman to..." BronxBomber, heeding Propeller's PG-13 rating, said: "I have just 'seven' words as a personal dedication to yah George, but unfortunately, I can't use them here." Then there was Mutainia's expressions of sorrow: "I haven't felt so sick over the death of a comedian since blasphemous Sam Kinison died in that accident between LA and Vegas. May God be merciful." Another member, zohar10, speculated that the show might go on after all : "He was an atheist, as far as I know, so now that he's probably met his maker and existing somewhere in some other dimension, he's probably busy whipping up some fresh new Carlinesque material. It's too bad we won't ever get to hear it straight from the man. Any mediums in the room?"

JUST SAY NO?

"States Reject Bush's Abstinence-Only Funding" rang up 146 votes and 315 comments. AtheismIsReality said no to the very idea of abstinence-only programs: "Telling kids to simply not have sex is just like telling them to simply not speed. We know that some are going to speed, so do we refuse to teach driving skills that will help minimize them having an accident if they happen to speed?" For tanglang, the very idea of schools teaching sex ed was alarming: "Right now our schools are graduating morons. They are failing at teaching the basics, so why the hell do you think they should teach your kids about sex?" But TheNewsseeker argued that sweeping sex under the rug was an even more perilous course for schools to take: "Suppressed sexuality, burdened with the idea of sin, is much more dangerous than the natural discovery of the other sex, whenever it is the right time.... It is very necessary to talk about the dangers of an early pregnancy at school." The mere mention of sin set off another polemical mudfight. "Kids need to learn about ethics, not morality," argued david nwpa. "They can learn the difference between right and wrong at an early age without introducing the concept of 'sin,' which brings with it a goodly amount of guilt." DropkickaLib made a pitch on behalf of that much maligned emotion: "There's nothing wrong with feeling guilty when you've done something wrong. It's called a conscience." Replied dunkirk: "Yeah, let's turn out droves of maladjusted people, especially when the hormones say yes yes and they suddenly have this dilemma of a natural urge being called a sin." But it was wtagg who suggested that the federal government get out of the business altogether: "Let it be dealt with at a local level. If a local community wants to abstain, great. If they want to hand out condoms, great. Let them decide how they want to tackle their problem."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

Can a single week go by without a spate of hotly debated Obama stories on Propeller? Perhaps--but folks, this ain't it. "Barack Obama Vows to Disarm America" accumulated more comments than any other post this week: 746. Should military spending be reined in? "I know the billionaires who feed off the military complex would be very sad if we stopped," opined jordan11. Said slate: "Yeah, I bet [Dianne] Feinstein's hubby will be very upset." According to scott4261, this jab at the California senator and her arms-procuring husband was fully merited: "Dianne Feinstein has been a sock puppet for the military industrial complex because of it. She's a DINO of the worst kind, and an example of the kind of Democrat that should be voted out of office." Meanwhile, CorbinDallas argued that our current high-tech arsenal was more than adequate to defend our interests, and that any danger stemmed from our strategic missteps: "What our military isn't good for, and isn't supposed to be used for, and is doomed to fail miserably at, no matter what the state of technology may be, is engaging in guerrilla warfare and police actions on foreign soil, against the indigenous population." But memestryker remained skeptical about Obama's plan to cut defense spending: "Criminals will always be armed. Disarmed countries like Congo are suffering horribly at the hands of armed thugs. So I disagree with Obama concerning several disarmament issues." A related post, "Gored: Obama could win vote, lose election," rang up 174 votes and 490 comments, including this pessimistic assessment from markmawn2 of the offshore drilling proposals now in front of the Congress: "It will take 5 years to produce anything in reality. If it is sweet crude, it will be sold abroad. By then, oil will be $200 and the price could only make a $2.00 max dent per barrel. You all are suckers if you believe otherwise." And then there was "Overlooked: Obama's Anti-Smear Site," with 133 votes and 305 comments. Said UnusualSuspect: "Obama's going to need this site, because I can see more swift-boating groups on the horizon than we ever thought possible, slinging all kinds of mud and garbage." Replied abntv: "Obama has some serious image problems [and] this is just another way of dealing with them." Elsewhere, the Propeller community sounded off on wolves, war, and detainee rights. And finally, there was "Lottery Winner Pulls Off 'Get Poor Quick' Scheme," which racked up 166 votes and 18 comments. Remarked cowboygrandpa: "Darn. I was hoping to get him to invest in my anti-gravity belt. It would have went well with his trampoline house." To which Uncle Dave replied: "He stole the trampoline house idea from me! I'm suing!" Good luck--these guys may have beat you to it.

RUSSERT IS GONE

"Tim Russert Dies of Heart Attack at NBC" got the most votes of any story this week: 229. It also prompted an outpouring of sadness and sympathy in the comment thread, which indicated Russert's extraordinary status as a talking head. "Election night will not be the same," said TimALoftis. Replied ZiegfeldGirl: "I'm sorry he didn't get to see how this one turned out, he was so looking forward to it." Another member, spkguy, suggested that Russert would in fact be observing the returns from a celestial moderator's chair: "He will still get to see, it although from a higher perspective. A consummate professional and a real gentleman, he will be greatly missed by many!" For jimdoze, Russert's death was a kind of memento mori for us all: "His abrupt parting is a sad and frightening reminder that the measure of our hour upon the stage eludes contemplation and is beyond our control." And Bkumm imagined a heavenly conclave of the broadcasting greats: "Rest in peace, Tim. I know that if there is anything after this, then you and Edward R. Murrow and Peter Jennings are having a heck of a time right now." Most striking were the numerous expressions of personal sorrow, as if Russert had been a member of the family. "I was outside when I heard," recounted lvrofwolves. "My son came home from work almost in tears [and] said, 'I just heard on the radio that Tim Russert died....' Wow! It was a shock."

HOOP DREAMS

On a more cheerful note (for at least half the audience), there was "Celtics clinch 17th title in blowout fashion," with 168 votes and 35 comments. DeadXXXManXXXTalkin was in a festive mood: "Now all those people who were comparing Kobe to Jordan will finally shut up. The Celtics wanted it more and they took it. Better balance, better team." KicBoxStallion agreed: "Yep, way better team, and they proved it with a stomping triumphant blowout right back on home turf, Beantown! Sweet!" So did CaptainLucid, although for different reasons: "I am glad that Boston won, not because I like Boston but [because] I hate the Lakers above all." There was also a mini-dispute about the perennial Bryant-Jordan comparisons. "Kobe can only do so much, just like Jordan," argued newbie0420. "The difference in this series was Kobe's supporting cast, [who] played like garbage." But tanglang dismissed the whole argument: "Jordan could not live up to the hype of being the next Jordan. (Wizards) So what makes anyone think that someone else can?" Let's leave the last word to enginebin: "Celtics rule."

REGARDING DUBYA

As his second term winds down, George W. Bush is still capable of igniting some lively debate here at Propeller. "President Bush: An Appreciation," with 162 votes and 571 comments, was an excellent example of the president's polarizing powers. Klarissa was quick to thank AlphaGnosis, who posted the story: "AG, so nice to hear something positive for a change." Justice4All jumped in with a dissent: "He's ruined the economy. He's done far more damage to the country than al-Quaida could ever have done." He was joined by hdthehn: "The earth hasn't been struck by asteroids, meteors, or comets, so under your premise, George W. Bush has done a great job of protecting us from the cosmic boogie men, too." Then the thread swerved into a discussion of the president's conduct on 9/11. Said lfergie812: "If I were president and my country was being attacked on 9/11, I would have gotten off my posterior and left the school immediately." AlphaGnosis defended POTUS: "He didn't want to alarm the children. And I'm sure he was just as shocked as you and I were." So did Nonnie22: "It's not like he hung out there, read two or three more books with those kids, got a pedicure, and moseyed on over to A.F. One and took a nap." A less complimentary assessment, "100 years to recover from Bush," bagged 186 votes and 415 comments. Locky12 questioned the whole point of the post, an interview with crusty contrarian Gore Vidal: "Since when was Gore Vidal worth reading/listening to?" Replied BLO2L: "Everybody is worth listening to." And KazamaSmokers sounded a stubbornly partisan note: "One party is more a slave to corporate interests (as opposed to populist interests) than the other. If you fail to recognize that, you've got the Kool-Aid in your veins." And let's complete the trifecta with "W. Regrets Almost Nothing," which earned 158 votes and 273 comments. One member, gbilly08, cut straight to the chase: "W is a moron." Another, gamahuche, filed a dispatch from the Old World: "The blazing hostility toward W. has faded to indifference and a sort of fatigued perplexity about how les imbeciles de regime cowboy got into office, and how America could have put the world through all this craziness." But slate insisted on putting things in perspective: "Other than maybe Nixon, which president has ever said he regretted what he did in office: Clinton, Reagan, Carter, Johnson, Ford, or Kennedy? Kennedy almost blew up the planet with his knuckleheaded handling of Russia, for God's sake, and you worship him."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

"Supreme Court Justices Rule Terror Suspects Can Appeal in Federal Courts" rang up 216 votes and 416 comments. Several members responded to Justice Antonin Scalia's widely reported assertion that the decision would "almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed." Said Beau7890: "I'm AMAZED that he believes that giving a few people the right of judicial review will result in more American deaths. Too bad he couldn't spell out the logical process behind that--it almost reminds me of the way some folks on Propeller argue." Endoscopy advocated a non-judicial approach to oppose the court's decision: "If the courts are going to give civil rights to enemy combatants, we may as well just kill them. In a firefight anything can happen." Meanwhile, Teagen threw down the gauntlet to the legislative branch: "If Congress really wanted to do something this year, besides the non-binding resolutions, tax increases, and cutting the military, how about drawing up laws concerning terrorists? Carter gave non-uniformed combatants (at that time, the PLO) more protection than regular military troops have. Dump the UN bylaws and create something we all can live with." Elsewhere, the Propeller community sounded off about Al Gore, oil prices, and plastic surgery. A story about offshore drilling generated 144 votes and 248 comments, including this bit of electoral algebra from antibrainwasher: "Big Oil=John McCain=Cheney/Bush 4 more years." (Replied FSU92grad: "Leave it to an angry liberal to pee on everyone's parade.") And finally, there was "Theory Of Gravity Found To Be Wrong," with 155 votes and 113 comments. "First I find out that Pluto isn't a planet, now the Earth's center isn't dragon's blood!" lamented ind06. "Was anything they taught me in school correct?" Responded Mdiar: "Well... what did they teach you in Sex Ed?" Later in the thread, it appeared that BronxBomber and Beeboppin71 were heading straight for some kind of consummation--and that's where we'll draw the curtain, folks.

IMPEACHMENT FAILS

It's not often that a single article earns the most votes and the most comments in any given week. But this time around, that honor went to "Kucinich presents Bush impeachment articles," with 276 votes and 735 comments. The debate was, to say the least, spirited. JoseMadre predicted from the start that the Democratic majority would bury the impeachment: "Pelosi wants no part of it, because then she and Kerry and a lot of other Democrats would be exposed for their part in the war lead-up." Replied mesodude: "When Democrats and Republicans agreed to allow Bush to disarm Iraq, they didn't agree to anything like what this horrific three-hour tour has morphed into over the course of 5 years.... No way, Jose." Teech took it one step further, praising Kucinich and comparing him to Abraham Lincoln: "A renegade? No. A clear thinker? Seems to be. Hears the music of the Democrats, but marches to his own drum." Meanwhile, slate called for a nonpartisan sweep of the broom: "While you're at it, Denny, remember to finish off the guy with frozen money and Feinstein for lining her pockets with military money. Oh yeah, I'd also love for you to look into the carbon credit company that will rake in billions of dollars of payola." And while several members immediately labeled George W. Bush the worst president in U.S. history, there was a demurral from Mdiar: "I still support Buchanan for that title." A follow-up story, "House waves off impeachment measure against Bush," bagged 179 votes and 307 comments. Said libsRfunny: "To paraphrase a famous line from the Ali-Frazier fight: Down goes Kucinich!" There was a different reaction from unome2: "It astonishes me that the liberal media wasn't the least bit interested in this impeachment, concerning lies, murder, and the loss of our Constitution." Only Beau7890 seemed somewhat satisfied with the outcome: "We all knew the impeachment resolution wasn't going to go anywhere. I'm still glad it was introduced and read into the public record."

HIS BETTER HALF

Another hot-button story, "Michelle Obama's problem with 'Whitey'," rang up 174 votes and 644 comments. The tape, of course, has yet to be produced--even Republican spitfire Michelle Malkin seemed a little wary--and UnusualSuspect took a similar approach: "Just show me the tape. No judgment can be made at all until the tape is available and seen." Replied aniokly: "The tape will come out before the convention. You can bet your last tax dollar. They sold many copies before they shut down that part of their website in March." And in the blink of an eye, the conversation swerved over to John McCain's use of the word gook to describe his North Vietnamese captors. Was some equivalency being proposed? For abntv, McCain was merely conforming to custom: "If you are going to call everyone in the U.S. military that used the word "gook" [a racist], nobody that ever served in that war would be qualified to run for any office, including myself." Another member, nightschase, felt differently: "Being an Asian, I must say your comment is very disturbing for a couple of reason[s]. Just because a number of people have called Asians gooks in the past makes it in no shape or form okay at all to excuse such blatant racism." When the conversation drifted back over to the original topic, Candida dismissed Michelle Obama's comment as a minor faux-pas (assuming she actually made it): "There is absolutely no comparison between calling people 'whitey' and calling them 'N.' The emotional baggage simply isn't there. It's like calling someone filthy rich." Another story, "Michelle Obama Rumor Stolen from Novel?," earned 127 votes and 464 comments. "Figures," mused APixieInDixie. But it was mackiemesser who urged us, once again, to keep our powder dry and await further developments: "Well, I'll give this issue the benefit of a doubt and wait for the video to surface. I'm quite patient, as I've been waiting for a World Series win for a Washington DC baseball team for over 50 years now."

NORTH TO ALASKA

As gas prices continue to skyrocket, it's no surprise that "Alaska drilling needs to happen" got the community talking. FSU92grad was all for opening up ANWR as quickly as possible: "My family and yours come first, and most people in here know that they can safely drill and get this badly needed oil without leaving much of a footprint." For emandand99, that was only the first step: "Obviously, we know how to use oil, gas, coal and nuclear. We need to exploit those while we heavily research wind, solar, biofuels, geothermal, etc." Endoscopy pointed to earlier, failed efforts in the same area: "Carter had the government spend a ton of money on that. NASA headed up the scientific research on it. They put up a bunch of experimental wind turbines and other forms of generating electricity. All cost prohibitive." Replied zaphod: "Well, when gas gets to $10.00 a gallon maybe it will become cost effective." BB64 backed up Endoscopy's argument: "I sell components to GE Wind and then the replacement parts. It's a huge cash cow that wouldn't be possible without huge government handouts." But RickyDawkins was still rather skeptical about the benefits of Alaskan drilling: "There is no real need to drill in ANWR. The Bushites and their Big Oil pals know this, but are merely trying to exploit consumer frustration at the pump to ruin yet another wildlife area for the sake of short-term oil company profits." A related story, "Oil Prices Average Sets New Record," bagged 189 votes, 66 comments, and this indignant assessment from RichFatCat: "Shortage? Storage tanks are at full capacity! Like it or not, rampant speculation on oil as a commodity and as a hedge against a plunging dollar is mostly the cause. Billions and billions are made every day and one doesn't even have to get one's hands dirty." And then there was "Republicans block extra taxes on oil companies," with 151 votes and 254 comments. Again, there was room for plenty of disagreement. "Drill!" said Locky. "Let's drill in the Dakotas, off the California shelf, in Alaska." To which Bopi365 replied: "That's right, consume, spend, drill, consume, spend some more. I've got a full-size pickup that needs fillin'."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

"1.4 Million Bankruptcy Claims expected in 2008" sparked some lively debate. "This has been coming for years," said cowboygrandpa. "Reaganomics has caught up to us." Added reviewer: "The statistic is made worse when you consider that bankruptcy law is more strict now than during other troubling times of the late 70s and early 80s." But DPittman made a pitch for personal responsibility: "Wonder how many of those people that lost their jobs and can't pay their bills manage to find the money to pay for cell phones, IPods, Playstations, cigarettes, and beer. This has nothing to do with Bush or Congress--it has to do with people making bad decision and then looking for someone to bail them out." There were high-profile stories about stress, Hooters, and the impending Propeller redesign. And finally, there was "Go And Tidy Your Room, Say Scientists," posted by that maestro of mirth ind06. "Tidy-up fairies are a finicky bunch," noted chevydog. "They have to be wanted before they appear and do their stuff." But truthiness thought the whole neatness thing was overblown: "What's wrong with wearing the same pants all week?" Or all year, for that matter?

For the last few months, the Propeller team has been hard at work on a major upgrade to our social news experience. As we near our community's two-year anniversary, I am pleased to announce that this work will soon be complete. We have a lot of exciting news to share! But first, I want to thank all of the great users who have helped our service to mature. We have learned a lot from you, and continue to appreciate your input and enthusiasm.

Now, back to the new site. In the coming weeks, we will post details about the new Propeller, along with screenshots of particular features. We want the new site to be easier, faster, and more fun to use. To accomplish these goals, we have completely rewritten the entire Propeller website and platform.

The first thing you will notice is our new look, complete with a mascot we call the Propeller Professor. With his fashionable beanie and goatee, this character's job is to aid navigation and participation by pointing out all of our new help resources. We also have a new logo and an entirely new user interface. All of this should make Propeller much easier to use, whether you're a longtime user or a curious newbie.


The geek in all of us will be happy to learn that our developers have changed the algorithm that calculates the ranking of each story on the site, making it smarter and more robust. Additionally, vast improvements to moderation tools will allow for swifter response times to user reports. Throw in an enhanced archival system and plenty of performance tweaks and you have a whole new experience for the community.

We wouldn't do all of this if we couldn't also make Propeller more fun. We're adding new features, such as the ability to form groups with like-minded users. We want conversations and friendships to flourish-if you're so inclined, create a group and have at it! We will also recommend stories and groups we think you might like. After all, why should you have to scroll through the whole site when we can bring the information right to your (figurative) doorstep? We will also phase in an awards system, which will recognize our most ardent users for their participation. If these features make Propeller more fun for you, then we've accomplished our goal.

As if that that weren't enough, the new platform also allows for a more seamless integration with AOL. With the new release, you'll be able to use your AOL Screen Name to establish a Propeller account, and to participate in Propeller content directly from sites like AOL News and FanHouse. Find a great story? Post it to Propeller--and it could end up on the AOL.com homepage! That's right, in addition to Propeller, your story could be viewed by millions of AOL consumers who don't yet visit our own site on a daily basis.


We are very excited to launch this new experience. It is an upgrade we are extremely proud of, and we really hope you like it! Stay tuned for more details, and as always, let us know what you think.

VICTORY LAP

Barack Obama was unmistakably back in the center ring this week at Propeller. First, there was "Barack Obama Resigns from Trinity United Church," with 116 votes and 625 comments. "It's about time!" said ADAGUY. "Yes and no," replied Candida. "I feel really sorry for him having been forced into taking this step... [A]fter having listened to more than a few soundbites of Rev. Wright's sermons, I've come to the conclusion that he is definitely not the racist devil the right tries to portray him as." But lvrofwolves took a more skeptical approach to Obama's decision: "I can't read his mind and I don't know his true intentions, but he is a politician, and based on that I will always question his motives." On a more triumphant note, there was "CNN projects Obama clinches nomination," which rang up the most votes of any story this week: 244. Leemck02 gave the news a measured thumbs up: "I hope we don't have people [who] will cut off their noses to spite their face. Obama did win with very little negative campaigning. If we can keep the nation's health in focus, we will be okay." Blackacereturn was more jubilant: "As an African American, I would be remiss if I didn't say thanks to all Americans for making what I thought impossible a reality. When this all started, I said that whites [would] never vote for a black man. There is no one happier today to be so wrong about this feelings." To which Dionys had an interesting comeback: "He's not a black man. He's a black man and a white man. Half of each, last time I checked. I, too, think it's wonderful that some Americans (at least half, I would hope) are blind to race when it comes to choosing someone on their merits." Another story about the candidate's troubled relationship with Trinity Church, this one by way of Rush Limbaugh, rang up 160 votes and 365 comments. (There were a good many denunciations of Limbaugh himself, but at least one Propeller member, NemoShiZniT, cautioned against throwing out the baby with the bathwater: "Even your worst enemy is correct sometimes. Never say never, right?") And finally, "Obama Staffer's Lobbying Work Runs Counter to Candidate's Guidelines" produced 125 votes, 216 comments, and this loop-the-loop from Stephen Johnson, who relished the attack on Obama but regretted that it had been posted by one of Propeller's in-house liberals: "Geez, the WaPo actually writing a negative story about the Obama campaign? I must be dreaming.... This deserves a vote, but I can't bring myself to do that for an Aidenag post."

THE LONG WAR

"Al-Qaida on ropes: Bin Laden is losing" produced 201 votes and 433 comments. As libsRfunny saw it, Bin Laden's plunging poll numbers were pure poison for the Democrats: "This is abhorrent news for the retreat-and-surrender caucus that only a year ago said we were losing not only in Iraq but the war on terror as well." MRCOFFEECAKE found the reliance on Middle Eastern polling a little dodgy: "So Bush ignores American polls about him, but wants you to step in line to declare victory over Damascus and Tehran polls about Bin Laden? I'm sure they were properly monitored!" Meanwhile, pc25 wondered whether the sheik had more serious problems than a wilting approval rating: "According to some reports, Bin Ladin is not only losing, Bin Ladin is dead." But ETproductions pointed to the string of videos Bin Laden has released over the past six years: "Granted, he looks like he's been using Grecian Formula 44 on his beard, but this is very common in the Islamic world. A full dark beard shows vitality, apparently even if it is color by Clairol." (In the accompanying photo, Clairol appears to have let him down.) A related story, "Bush vs. Terror: Something's Working," earned 80 votes and 169 comments. Should we take the battle to where the terrorists are? Said Bobo in Texas: "For the last several years, that has been Iraq, and there are a whole lot less of them alive now." Replied rimbaud: "There's a new one born every minute, who will not mind losing his life to the cause of nutcases like al-Zawahiri and Bin Laden. We have turned those two clowns into heroes, instead of prisoners."

MAC IS BACK

With the Democratic primaries finally wrapped up, John McCain began to focus his firepower on his ultimate competitor. "McCain Speech Tonight: The General Election Begins" generated 193 votes and 446 comments. TemplarScribe considered the Arizona senator's speech something of a sideshow: "Shame all the national press will be in St. Paul, and all the pundits discussing the history-making event of the nomination of an African American for president, instead of the least-favorite conservative trying to dance the tightrope between Bush loyalist and theoretical agent of change." But ranchhand wondered whether Obama might actually appreciate a rival attraction: "Maybe Obama will be grateful that he will have another distraction.... That way, if he sticks his foot in his mouth, it won't be reported on too much tonight." Replied mesodude: "So after 8 years of listening to Bush shredding grammar and the English language beyond all recognition, cons suddenly want a President who can competently speak 'extemporaneously'?" Meanwhile, "McCain Challenge Letter To Obama: Ten Joint Townhalls" produced 142 votes and 296 comments. MichaelRhodente was eager for the candidates to mix it up: "McCain [will] mop the floor with the rookie socialist that Obama is." CaptainLucid felt otherwise: "Five months from now, I will be laughing my ass off at comments like yours. What do Kennedy/Nixon, Clinton/Daddy Bush, Clinton/Dole and Obama/McCain have in common? A young, vibrant orator versus an anal-retentive Republican." Not so, said saintetienne, who saw a McCain TKO in the making: "This obviously sounds like a man who is confident, relaxed, experienced, is intelligent, has integrity, has solutions that he's ready to implement and, most importantly, has been ready and able to assume the White House for quite some time now."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

Most members seemed unsure as to whether "Evidence of Dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden," with 164 votes and 143 comments, was a spoof or not. In any case, the conversation had a certain slaphappy charm to it. "They found my dinosaurs that I hid in the Garden of Eden?" said MereMortal. "Damn! I guess I need to build a better fence, and get that flaming sword fixed." Charlson had a more irate response: "What claptrap pseudo-science crap is this? Wow, I can't wait to find out how Pat Robertson can lift 2,000 lbs." Propeller members sounded off about fuel, food prices, and floating airports. And finally, there were some fond farewells to Harvey "That's Hedley!" Korman, who died at the age of 81. Said Alexia: "This man made me laugh for years." Replied rushran: "God rest your soul. Heaven is a funnier place now." And that, folks, will be enough swirling rivulets of thought for one week.

Oh, and don't forget this:

DIRTY LINEN

The publication of Scott McClellan's Bush-whacking memoir created a real stir this week at Propeller. "McClellan Whacks Bush, White House" nabbed 184 votes and 447 comments, including this vote of no confidence from Locky12: "I am not a psychologist here, but there seems to be jealousy here and hurt feelings... [And] despite all this alleged evil, he apparently never objected or threatened to quit. He was fired. Sour grapes." To which loverman replied: "The last thing this administration needs is a sycophant like yourself, spinning the facts. McClellan resigned his post and did not get dumped." MRCOFFEECAKE also spoke up on behalf of the former press secretary: "If there is one person left who has anything good to say about Bush, that will be your expert, to whom you will all flock and keep helping [to] clean Bush's dirty diaper." On a less scatological note, scott4261 decided to give McClellan the benefit of the doubt, despite his turncoat tone in the memoir: "I'm gonna take this for what it is. McClellan may have 'found religion' like Former Defense Secretary McNamara did in the '90s. Then again, maybe not...." And newbie0420 pointed the finger elsewhere, at the hoodwinked members of the U.S. Congress: "Bush himself has already admitted some of the info they used was bad. I'd be more upset with the Rep and Dem Congress that allowed the wool to be pulled over their eyes, if I were you." Meanwhile, a rash of other McClellan-related stories have come flooding in, including "Wehner: Scott's Truth vs. Reality" (91 votes, 282 comments) and "Bob Dole's scathing letter to Scott McClellan" (56 votes, 94 votes). The latter story, about a scorching denunciation from the former senator and Viagra pitchman, included this measured response from berkeley: "While Bob Dole is reacting authentically, McClellan may not be as bad as he seems."

GOING NUCLEAR

Iran, and that nation's nuclear ambitions, were back in the spotlight this week. "Bush 'plans Iran air strike by August'" bagged 225 votes and 272 comments. For rimbaud, this was good news indeed: "If we don't strike Iran before Bush leaves, don't count on the Democrats to do it! Striking Iran will serve both purposes--getting McCain elected and getting regime change going in Iran." Replied dunkirk: "Why would I want to count on it?? It seems regime change was happening until the moron in the White House decided to proclaim Iran part of his axis of evil. That spurred a crackdown on the moderates and reinforced the religious wacks." This led to some interesting exchanges about oil dependency (not to mention some cartoonish images of contemporary Arab life). The next generation of cars, said Mark Stevens, would get 90 miles per gallon, reducing our reliance on foreign crude: "You begin to realize that one day the world will stop buying oil from those wacky Arabs, and they can go back to their tents and camels, and leave us alone!" Natureboy fired back: "Believe it or not, Cletus, much of the Middle East has got cities, and roads, and cars and trucks and even indoor plumbing. And beyond that, if you followed such things, you would know that much of the world has been driving fuel-efficient vehicles that get up to 80 MPG. But they don't get into the USA, nope, no sir." Another story, "Iran withholds nuclear details," generated 184 votes, 299 comments, and this skeptical snort from GWHayduke: "Let's be preemptive and take care of those non-compliant (with our mandates) Iranian dogs. It's proven to be wildly successful in the recent past." This led to a comparison of Israel's long-established nuclear program with Iran's nascent one. Dicax Maximus draw a clear line in the (literal) sand between these two antagonists: "Yes, Israel has nukes. Has never used them, even when it came extremely close to being beaten. Iran, on the other hand, is lead by a nutter with a bunch of religious morons controlling said nutter." At this point several member raised the issue of Mutual Assured Destruction: would the Iranians draw back from such an apocalyptic scenario, just as the US and the USSR had during the Cold War? BB64 wasn't so sure: "While you couldn't trust [the Soviets] on every treaty, they understood the concept of MAD. Iran has taken shots at the USA since 1979. I think the average Iranian is much like you or I, but if his government doesn't share the consequences of using nukes, who knows?"

PAIN AT THE PUMP

On yet another related note, there was "Gas roars higher, pressuring holiday travelers," with 177 votes and 109 comments. STONERS was not happy: "I'm going out soon to fill up, before the evening rush-hour traffic--I know by then they will raise it again. Sometimes I've seen it change three times in one day. This is BS!" Nor was texasangelwings: "It costs about $63 to fill my Pacifica. That is why I am thinking about traveling to visit my kids by Amtrak, [which] would cost me 40 bucks roundtrip. I am hoping that Amtrak will set up more train stations along their routes." Noted tehranchik: "Gas in Oregon is $3.90." At the risk of causing a cross-country stampede, TimALoftis replied: "It's now $3.80 at my corner station here in Georgia." Harbeas was even more blunt about the downside: "I am so sick of this oil price boondoggle. There is absolutely no justification for the current price of oil. If our government doesn't get off it dead arse and do something about it, our whole way of life is in jeopardy!" (Added Eagle Eye: "I'm so glad I have wings.") On a more jocular note, there was also "Gasoline Now More Expensive Than Heroin." For ind06, who posted the original Onion article, this cost-benefit shift was a complete win: "Not to mention that heroin will give you a buzz that's just plain nicer than mainlining gasoline!" Replied Uncle Dave: "Gasoline just hasn't been the same since they took the lead out! It's a completely different buzz!" Now remember, boys: this is your mind on drugs.

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

The death of Academy Award winner Sydney Pollack saddened the community. "Great director and actor," said cuba1902. "He will be missed." Added DiffeeOnline: "We studied Tootsie in a filmmaking class. It was regarded by the professor as the most structurally sound comedy he'd ever critiqued." Meanwhile, "Obama Claims His Uncle Liberated Auschwitz" earned 77 votes and 174 comments, many of them from jubilant opponents of the Illinois senator. For pc25, who posted the article, Obama was "the ShamWow salesman" and "a 21st-century media-savvy carnival barker." AbuAmirah fought fire with fire, comparing the late Ronald Reagan to "a 20th-century media-savvy snake-oil salesman." Elsewhere, Propeller members sounded off about glaciers, radishes, Jimmy Carter, and the military draft. And finally, during a week with a fairly high vitriol quotient, there were some welcome moments of levity. "Itsy bitsy, teeny weeny," with 134 votes and 238 comments, probably takes the palm in this department. The video may have had more appeal to the guys (who knows?), and not many of the bikinis on display were actually yellow or polka-dotted--but it did inspire an elated, somewhat dotty conversation. Said cowboygrandpa: "Yeah! Man, what a sight for these old eyes to behold.... Makes me want to be 25 again." But perhaps GHOSTWHOWALKS said it best: "WOO WOO." And that's it until next week, folks.

LIVING IN THE U.S.A.

This week's most extensive conversation at Propeller, with 725 comments, was generated by "I'm Proud Of My Country." The post actually directed visitors to a YouTube video assembled by the Tennessee GOP, which tweaked Michelle Obama for her lack of patriotic fervor. But the comment thread was more or less a referendum on America, with responses of every stripe. Nixie opened the conversation with a question of her own: "We live in such a wonderful country, with so many reasons to take pride in our homeland. What makes you proud to be an American?" Replied capecoralIM: "As I have driven many a mile through America, through big cities and flyover country, I have seen small towns having strawberry festivals, crawfish festivals, swamp-buggy races, local stock-car races, Little League baseball games, high-school football games, [and] city council meetings.... I feel so blessed to have been born in such a great country." But there were other responses as well, which alluded to a less idyllic picture of America. Said jordan11: "I'm proud that I didn't vote for the con in the White House, and have spoken out against him and his pals who have screwed my country. And I don't refer to my country as my 'homeland.' Too Hitlerish for me. It's the nation of my birth." A comment from david nwpa was on a similar wavelength: "Patriotism is measured in many ways. Wearing lapel pins, saluting the flag, and grandstanding are not among the ways we show pride in our nation. When we work with the poor of this nation to lift them up from poverty, we show pride. When we teach the young of this nation, we show pride." HannibalBarca, a Canadian member, put in a good word for his neighbor ("It is a great country, just as mine is"), and noted that his own work in the energy industry was keeping the U.S. supplied with oil. This got a grateful response from ranchhand: "My diesel truck loves you and so does my tractor." Then came another testimonial to the entente between the North American neighbors, from cushi: ""Had a very good friend and coworker from Montreal! She loved wrestling, and we used to go to see it at our coliseum. Her name is Joan." (Joan, are you out there? Raise your hand, please.) And finally, Wolfie2007 returned to the conversation to fiscal nuts and bolts: "The United States economy has been named the world's number one for the 15th year in a row. That makes me proud of my country."

A STRICKEN SENATOR

"Ted Kennedy has malignant brain tumor" racked up 212 votes and 290 comments. For the most part, the comments were generous, even from those on the opposite side of the political spectrum. Said libsRfunny: "Given his age and the nature of the treatment, I would think this is the end of his political career. Good luck to him." Blackacereturn had only good wishes: "May god bless him. He is a great American and I wish him and his family well!" But there were those who saw a silver lining in Kennedy's illness. DebraJMSmith hoped that his advocacy for pro-choice legislation would now grind to a halt: "I am just glad to get him out of office, because of his voting for abortions, time and time again. I said one prayer for his 'salvation' in all of this.... [But] other than that, I hope the Lord keeps him from going back to his 'job' as a U.S. senator." Other members were outraged by such comments. Said tkyrchncs: "Blasphemy. You are commanded by your Savior to love. If this is an example of how you think Christians should speak or write, you do not know what a Christian is." Added tdash: "Fundamentalism is to religion as paint-by-numbers is to art." To which pianojan replied: "Let me enlighten you as to the he definition of a Christian fundamentalist. It refers to one who believes in the infallibility and inerrancy of the Bible." But V.O.R. turned the conversation away from theology, recalling the death of Ronald Reagan and his compassionate response to it: "I probably disagreed with his policies as much as you do Kennedy's. It was still an emotional week. Ridicule these people as we may for their politics, they are still giants of American history. They did what they felt was right and fought hard for what they believed in." (A related story, "Sen Edward Kennedy Rushed to Hospital," generated 146 votes and 166 comments.)

BUSH PILOT

Not for the first time, a clutch of stories about George W. Bush put POTUS back in the center ring. "Bush Bashers Beware," with 187 votes and 538 comments, was a tailgunning defense of the president. And yes, the conversation was a contentious one. Candida called the article "pure progaganda." AlphaGnosis, who posted the original link, fired back: "The whole gist of the article was to show that regardless of everyone trying to vilify the president, the facts were different, and that [these doubters] would one day regret doing so." But dissent predicted that not only AlphaGnosis but the publisher of the article, Investors Business Daily, would be proven wrong: "Don't worry, AG. [Investors Business Daily] will be sucking eggs along with you and the author of this article too. In that respect, at least, you're not alone." GLee rebounded to Dubya's defense: "Not afraid to make the unpopular decisions. A man's man. History will judge him well. Thanks for your service, W!" But pybo wasn't buying: "When Bush was first elected, or whatever you want to call that debacle in 2000, I thought, oh well, he's a bit of an embarrassment, and he has no class, but how much harm can he do in four years? Well, it has gone way beyond my imagination." A related story, "Biden calls Bush comments 'bullshit'," racked up 73 votes and 186 comments. Bkumm cheered on the senator from Delaware: "Awesome! Go Biden! I never thought he should be President, but he'd make someone a heck of a Secretary of Call It Like He Sees It." Another member, aniokly, defended the remarks made by Bush before the Israeli Knesset: "[Obama] is an appeaser, and that is why he was so sure President Bush had [singled] him out. Do the Democrats really think Americans believe a word that old Arab sympathizer utters?" (Putting aside the question of whether Obama is an Arab sympathizer, can a 46-year-old candidate really be called "old"?) But Lurch came to the defense of Obama and Biden alike: "Chamberlain is a tiger compared to Bush. Who let 9/11 happen on his watch despite the dire warnings, and then let OBL go from Tora Bora, and still cannot be bothered to go after the terrorist behind 9/11, USS Cole, and more?"

TILL DEATH DO US PART

"California Supreme Court approves gay marriage" bagged 170 votes, 384 comments, and this protest from tweetie08: "This world was made for men and women to get married and not [people of] the same sex getting married." Mark Stevens begged to differ: "People that are against same-sex marriage are not 'Christians,' they're just self-centered jerks. Why isn't there an outrage against adultery? That has ruined the meaning of marriage more than all the homosexual weddings could ever do!" One member, abntv, took a regional approach to the issue: "You can always count on California for a laugh. They deserve themselves." Responded NoWayMan: "Then maybe the rest of the country doesn't deserve the 1 out of every 6 federal tax dollars that [CA] provides for the entire nation." For quiescence, this was a cause for celebration, plain and simple: "I look forward to the day when marriage rights will be extended to gays in all states. To deny someone a basic human right based on their sexual orientation is not only immoral, but it is utterly inconsistent with the notions of equality intrinsic in the U.S. legal system." Replied Locky12: "Maybe you're confusing 'freedom' with 'license'." To which Tangent001 responded: "The 'freedom' to marry is assumed. The government 'licenses' marriage to ensure no harm is done by the union (e.g. the marriage of close blood relatives)." For tanglang, it was the activist approach from the bench that rubbed him the wrong way: "I would think that even the gays who would normally be happy about a victory such as this would be outraged at how the decision came about. Do we really want judges who legislate from the bench making our decisions for us?" But 1-2-Oscar argued that the court's advocacy was part of a great American tradition: "[The] courts have (properly) struck down many laws, including those which mandated racial segregation and denied equal rights to women. What we have here is simply an extension of that very valid principle to a group of citizens who do not enjoy widespread public support--but they are still citizens." Let's leave the last word to Global Warmer, who seems to consider the issue a matter of non-compatible formats: "California was pushing Beta when the rest of the country had VHS. Now this?"

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

"Veterans peace group blocked from D.C. parade" clocked 196 votes and 257 comments. ETproductions objected to the antiwar contingent's exclusion: "Both sides have the right to free speech. Barring either side is a direct violation of their First Amendment rights. In this case, you only need to bar the opposition to the war to turn the parade into a political speech in favor of it." But joeblowe felt otherwise: "I'm with the guys that want to shut down the Iraq debacle. But I don't want them detracting from the time spent to honor those fallen in WWI or WWII or Korea or Vietnam or even those KIA in Iraq or Afghanistan. I don't really think it's appropriate." Elsewhere, Propeller members sounded off about caves, Karl Rove, and canine obedience. And this video, of Chris Matthews pummeling radio host Kevin James for his historical ignorance vis-à-vis Neville Chamberlain, occasioned a good deal of jollity in the thread. Granted, James didn't win any points for simply shouting appeasement over and over again. But as DeadXXXManXXXTalkin pointed out, there's nothing wrong with a little ignorance, as long as you're willing to admit it: "I'll show you how. I didn't know Chamberlain ceded part of [Czechoslovakia] to Hitler. I probably heard it before, and it was probably in there somewhere, [but] its current cranial location may be occupied by the roster of the '95 Indians or something." So that's where that roster went!

Nightly PBS show The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer may be popular with Propeller Scout Corey Spring, but a New York Times story about the show's funding difficulties wasn't a hit with users. As reported by the Times earlier this week, Archer Daniels Midland--the country's leading producer of ethanol--has withdrawn its funding, ending a 14-year deal that had helped pad out the program's roughly $27 million budget.

The story went on to detail the show's difficulties in securing corporate sponsorship, Corporations "no longer sponsor public television program for purely philanthropic reasons," according to the paper; instead they prefer a more targeted, marketing approach. Overall, PBS has seen its corporate underwriting drop 40 percent in the last five years.

As a result, the budget for the NewsHour is "several million dollars short" this year, according to the paper. According to the Times, Linda Winslow, the program's executive producer, "is still figuring out new ways to operate under a budget squeeze. Open jobs, including a correspondent and a senior producer, are not being filled for now. Longer term, she is investigating partnerships, but covering the news remains her top priority, a sentiment echoed by Mr. Lehrer. 'We've always played it close to the chest financially,' he said. 'That's part of who we are, part of being in public broadcasting.'"

The show, originally conceived as the half-hour Robert MacNeil Report, first aired on New York's channel 13 (WNET) in 1975. Reporter Robert MacNeil moderated the show, while Lehrer served as the Washington correspondent. In September 1983, The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour launched, and the revamped NewsHour with Jim Lehrer debuted in 1995.

Anne Bell, public relations manager for the NewsHour, tells Propeller that there has been "a lot of reaction" in the wake of the Times story. "Calls, emails, everyone from individuals and corporations, asking 'How can I help you?'"

Bells says she has been telling individuals to donate to their local PBS stations--that way, individual stations will have the funds to air the NewsHour. Needless to say, this media attention has been helpful. But as Bell points out, long-term strategies still need to be hammered out. "We are looking at all options right now," she says. "We are in discussions with PBS and foundations and we're looking at the overall strategy."

It's worth noting that the fiscal pinch isn't the result of dwindling viewers. While the award-winning NewsHour sees significantly lower ratings than the news shows of the three major networks, the broadcast does pull in about the same nightly audience as The Daily Show with Jon Stewart or some of Fox's talk shows.

And NewsHour isn't the only PBS show obliged to rethink its funding strategies. "The entire landscape has changed," says Bell. "It's no longer the three networks and us. There are more and more cable television programs. Now underwriters are spreading out their advertising--it's not one charity that underwrites the program exclusively."

In an email to Overlooked, Spring explained his interest in the story: "I submitted it because I've always respected Jim Lehrer as a newsman. He is very evenhanded and just gives you the news straight, which is what a good journalist should do. It's a shame that the show is on the ropes, because journalistically, it's one of the better ones on television.... And no one knows it." Spring adds that the story's lack of traction on Propeller was somewhat predictable. "I wasn't really surprised it didn't get more votes, because PBS isn't really popular (at least in ratings) with the general public."

MANY HAPPY RETURNS

Which story generated the most lively conversation at Propeller over the past week? That would be "Cindy McCain says she'll never release her tax returns," with 179 votes and 477 comments. Some members defended her right to privacy, including tkyrchncs: "She is a private citizen, neither candidate nor elected official, and she in no way owes the public her tax information. I assert the Republicans' right to privacy even if they don't think anybody else should have any." Glee agreed: "She is not running for office and I'm sure the 'numbers' would take our breath [away]. Good for her!" But PsychoHosebeast disagreed: "She isn't running for office? Well, not technically, but she will be living in the White House at the taxpayers' expense, traveling on the taxpayers' dime, and has sway with, in theory, the most politically powerful man on Earth." And Beau7890 speculated on why the McCains have been filing separately for the past 28 years: "She's trying to hide her mob connections through her family's beer distribution business. And that's why the two of them have always filed taxes separately--to keep that away from John."

APOLOGY FROM THE PULPIT

While John McCain's wife ducked for cover, his ecclesiastical ally offered an apology of sorts. "Televangelist John Hagee Apologizes to Catholics" bagged 125 votes and 174 comments, including this skeptical response from MRCOFFEECAKE: "So now they can get the Catholics to focus on the real issue: How much Rev. Wright is a threat... This country is one giant television commercial that never ends. Americans are constantly distracted by the irrelevant in order to forget the relevance of their vote." There was a similar response from david nwpa: "John Hagee has been running his yap for over a decade decrying the Catholic Church as a bastion of evil. He has insulted the intelligence of Catholics nationwide if he thinks this last minute mea culpa will win over the hearts of the people." Another member, brettodactyl, wondered if it wasn't time for men (or women) of the cloth to sequester themselves from the secular arena: "Truly, it is unfortunate for Christianity to be politicized as it has been lately. That's not what it's supposed to be about. In fact, I wonder if it would be best if pastors refrained from public endorsements." For palama, though, these endorsements were meaningless to begin with: "This is one Catholic who couldn't give a rat's posterior about what Hagee has to say about anything. So his recanting what he said before also means zilch to me. And none of this reflects on my perceptions of John McCain, nor does what Rev Wright has to say about anything reflect on my perceptions of Barack Obama. Loudmouthed, know-it-all, holier-than-thou preachers barely register on my sound receptors as I tune them out." A related story about Hagee and Rod Parsley racked up 84 votes and 163 comments. Tangent001 had no use for either of these high-profile evangelists, and scolded McCain for not denouncing Hagee's entire, delusionary syllabus: "Apparently it's okay that Katrina was a punishment for gays, that confrontation with Iran is necessary to bring about the End Times, and that all Muslims are commanded to kill Christians and Jews. Parsley is a whole other ball of wax. Man, that guy is a full-bore whack-job."

TRAGEDY IN SICHUAN

"Strong china quake felt as far as Thailand" generated the most votes of any story this week: 212. The comment thread included contributions from several Propeller members in the region, including imigran, in Thailand: "We've felt it and run down from the building." From Beijing, MilesAway wrote of his concern for friends in the affected area: "Both I and my wife tried to call their cell phone[s], but no answer. Also, our friend, a senior editor for [the] biggest Chinese weekly magazine here in Beijing, called a few of his reporters and only one, [who] was in another province, answered." Said blinkers: "Hope the Chinese government allows any essential assistance from international agencies, governments, NGOs, etc., full access to the affected region. In disasters like this speed is absolutely essential in providing effective relief to the survivors." And in the midst of many expressions of sympathy and support, canadianrancher57 said it best: "It is stories such as these that show how fragile we as people are. Whether it is hurricanes, tornadoes, blizzards or earthquakes, these natural disasters seem to be one thing that we can never be truly prepared for, and my feelings are always the same regardless of where this happens. I can only feel sorry for those who have lost loved ones." Amen.

AND DON'T OVERLOOK....

"Voter ID Battle Shifts to Proof of Citizenship" sparked a lengthy conversation, with 339 comments and 206 votes. For some members, the idea of a national voter ID seemed pointless--another partisan red herring--but Teagen argued that it might actually tamp down pervasive electoral fraud: "In Wisconsin, it would change leadership in many cases. There have been over 5,000 charges of voter fraud. Addresses that don't exist, people dead still voting and the like. They've actually videotaped someone buying votes with smokes. There have been cases of chartered buses from Chicago dropping off people in Milwaukee to vote. They even had 'their' name written on pieces of paper so they could remember their name. Only in liberal Milwaukee and Madison." Stories about Lebanon, Microsoft, and body art got a noisy response from the community. And then there was "Who's That Hiding In My Fox 5 News Logo?" The story produced 149 votes, 138 comments, and a spirited debate about John McCain's mysterious apparition in the network splash. Said GWHayduke: "Damn liberal media!" Asked jovial: "Subliminal messaging or a Freudian slip? You decide." But Shadowolf cried foul: "McCain don't have the legs for a Freudian slip." And that, folks, is all the news that was.

TORA BORA OR BUST

Which was the most popular story on Propeller this week? That would be "Bush Says We're Winning In Afghanistan, State Dept. Says Not," with 191 votes and 239 comments. The thread didn't showcase a great deal of enthusiasm for the president or his policies. As scriblerus1 put it: "Shrub had to say something, didn't he? Don't misunderestimate him." Another vote of no confidence came from tchef: "This whole situation is just insane. Do our leaders learn nothing from history? No one has been able to control this region, not the British, not the Russians, no one. What makes us think that we can?" Added koranagirl: "And on the same day, articles came out [stating] that Afghanistan has one of the highest infant and maternal death rates in the world. There are almost no women doctors or nurses there. Women routinely bleed to death during or after childbirth." But memestryker argued that the president was capable of more effective advocacy than he displayed during the Rose Garden press conference: "I've occasionally seen him get angry and the real Bush comes out and he's fairly eloquent (amazingly) and I finally see someone really is home. Or when his daughter called him from a TV show, and he seemed downright human." (By the way, the president's family also came in for a drubbing in our second most popular story, "History Of Bush Family Crimes," with 184 votes and 278 comments. But 1-2-Oscar dismissed the charges against Prescott Bush, accused of playing footsie with Nazi plutocrats, as partisan nitpicking: "Few American businessmen who were involved in such business dealings were ever linked to any of the war crimes or crimes against humanity. If everyone who did business with these German companies had been prosecuted, it would have been necessary to lock up thousands of unsuspecting Americans, including the board of trustees and officers of the University of Tennessee, which bought (and still buys) many elevators and other equipment from Thyssen.")

PRIMARY TARGETS

The contest down in North Carolina also got the community's attention in a big way. "Obama wins North Carolina primary" bagged 175 votes and 316 comments. The Illinois senator's victory led to a debate about his electability, with lucid arguments on both sides. Said mackiemesser: "Obama's wins in the 31 states [are] illusory because they came mostly from normally Republican states that he will in all probability not win in the general election. Clinton's wins have come from strong blue-collar support in the normally Democratic states." Responded tkyrchncs: "There are plenty of people who would vote for my dog over McCain, and he's black too and not even human." (CRYMTYPHON had some good follow-ups: "I would need to know a lot more about your dog. Does he wear a flag lapel pin? Can he get the cat vote? Is he too old to learn any new tricks?") But at least one member, doppich, wasn't getting on the Obama bandwagon: "In a few years, if [he] is elected, the Obama fan base will be sounding just like Bush's unrepentant 29 percenters--in denial of his failures." Meanwhile, a related story generated the highest number of comments this week: 364. This time, there was a fascinating digression on Southern voters, who confounded at least some of the pundits by not deserting Obama over the Wright fiasco. Georgia50 said: "You left out the part where liberals owe Southern whites an apology." To which Leemck02 replied: "Southerners are very astute, always known as independent thinkers and take humor in the silly notion that anyone has an advantage on them; I am one of them. All races and education levels are losing jobs and the American Dream." At the same time, aceofspades1 refused to celebrate: "Hillary was the best hope America had after Bush. But the cult of Obama has won out--McCain is as presidential as my garbageman, [and] this is a sad day for America."

TRAGEDY IN MYANMAR

"Cyclone Death Toll Soars Past 22,000" generated 149 votes and 48 comments. There was some discussion about how much aid the U.S. should send to the beleaguered nation. HMMace advised a miserly approach, citing past ingratitude from earlier benefactions: "We saved France twice in one century--then they undercut us in iraq." There was a disgusted response from hamy: "The world reacted with enormous generosity towards us when we had a tragedy. Now this idiot wouldn't want to return the same favor? How sad." One member, nostalgia, cited the funds America had already released: "The US will send more than $3 million to help victims in Myanmar, up from an initial emergency contribution of $250,000." Another, quackpot, thought this a fairly stingy sum: "$3 million is one penny each. About the cost of one advanced missile used in Iraq. I'm happy to increase my ante to a whole ten cents (and still contribute to the American Red Cross). The real problem is not the generosity of the U.S. citizens, but the whims of the 'leadership' of Myanmar." However, at least one participant saw a potential silver lining to the disaster. Said thoughtforsale: "Myanmar is one of the most difficult places for journalists to work in. The country is totally closed up from the rest of the world by its government. I hope that this terrible cyclone will be the start of an opening process."

AND DON'T OVERLOOK...

Alchemists have always sought the transformation of iron into gold. News flash: it's been done. "Marvel turns 'Iron Man' into income with $100M-plus debut" racked up 171 votes, and if the comment thread was a little scanty, there was plenty of enthusiasm. "Marvel should be proud," said cosmogenium. Added TemplarScribe: "I'm not only happy for Marvel's success, I'm also happy for Robet Downey Jr. He's a real talent, and his droll personality in the role of Iron Man's alter ego, Tony Stark, is a significant element of the film's success." Elsewhere, Propeller members sounded off about Ronald Reagan, Sun Myung Moon, and antioxidants. "L.A. Mayor to answer Rush Limbaugh race swipe" earned 124 votes and 251 comments, including some diverse opinions about the radio personality's talents. Said dunkirk: "What's disconcerting are the people who listen to him and treat his ramblings as truth." Replied DaneL: "Maybe, just maybe, he says what a large number of people agree with." And finally, there was "A Special Moment on Family Feud," with 110 votes and 96 comments. Spadecaller, who posted the video, declared himself completely undone by Richard Dawson's attack of the sillies: "It caused me to laugh so hard that I had to open my belt buckle and dry my eyes." But as the conversation wandered, Uncle Dave came up with the hardest-hitting question yet posted to anybody in the Propeller community: "Francisca, do you put on brightly colored clothes and sit motionless in lawn chair for hours hoping to attract hummingbirds?" That depends on how you define hummingbirds, doesn't it?